The Worst Maid we ever had.

Ok Tokky chan was mentioning about his Maid. So talking about maid, I decided to write about the most stupidiest Maid I ever had working in my Crib. It just happened today & yesterday.

Once or Twice, we ever had a troublesome Maid who stole most of our stuffs & brought back to her hometown & we called her Ijah. Another one was so bitchy, got busted flirting off people in the house, so Grandma fired her using flamethrower. LMAO! Helmi was her name.. A dude's name, I know. LOL.
Them stupid Maids were gone liao, I mean abis contract la. So we haven't got any official Maid at the moment since the Stuffs stealer maid who worked for years was already gone to Jakarta and so her partner, the Whore. We only had temporary maids, from the laziest to "Ok Lah". Her name was E-E, she went back to her Agent yesterday 'cos Bo liao contract. pakan? haha!
She was good, but waduh, mulutnya boleh tembak orang. HAHAHA! But not that bitchy la, macam, this type of Maid could be just like Ijah. So we couldn't take her as our official maid. Her works were splendid though.
But na-na-na-na, don't phunk with my heart~ *Blackeyed Peas' song*

Bahh.. we can't live without a maid, seriously, a big family need a maid or two. Without 'em, surely kaboom! So another temporary Maid we hired. It was yesterday, giving back E-E, & we got her.
It was like exchanging old stuff to another old stuff. *Gah I didn't get to know her name! Why? 'cos Parents sent her back to the agent today! Read further to know the exact reason*

Yesterday, when my Queen was getting her from her Agent or somekind of a Boss after returning E-E, in the car, they were having a conversation while on their way back home.
I don't really know the exact conversation, but inilah al-kisah yang di ceritakn oleh Bunda ku.

She was really bossy & wow bapak-bapak, ibu-ibu, mulutnya ngak bisa tembak orang, tapi berbisa! O_O
Here's some of their conversations that I remembered.

Amah Palui: "Saya Ngak mau berkerja, saya letih"(I actually don't want to work, 'cos I'm tired")
again,
"Saya pernah bekerja di Arab, gajinya lumayan, $1000, kalau di brunei, gajinya murah".
(I ever worked at Arab before, the salaries were costly, for about $1000, but in Brunei, the salaries are quite cheap & few)
and another,
"Saya mau bekerja di sana Bu, tempat majikan saya yang dulu".(I want to resume working back at Arab, at my previous Employer)
and oh this one too,
"Suami saya berkerja di Korea"(My husband works at Korea)


They arrived at home, left the Maid so that she could start working, therefore, my Queen & her Sis, brought me to Maktab Duli, so woot we went there.
at 5+pm, on our way to Chung Hwa Middle School to pick my youngest sister, my grandma called my Queen.
Something like this,
""Eh macam mana tu Amah ah nda mau bekrja ah.. Katanya ngalih ya & kan balik, malas ya lagi kn brkrja".
Queen was so surprised & thought my grandma was lying in order to change & replace the maid.
So she called the Agent/Boss & told her everything.
The Agent was so confused, 'cos she just recieved a message from that stupid Maid & so she said like this,
"Tapi arah ku lain cakapnya, ia ada message aku and ia cakap Babu(Grandma) nda mau ia bkrja psal ia pendek".
Ok that was too complicated. And how surprise that she had a mobile phone with her? the hell?!
The agent wanted my queen to bring the maid back to her place.
Queen refused to do so since we really need a maid, plus they weren't any other maid for that bitch's replacement. So we kept her.

*she ever told my Grandma that the agent kept other 6 maids behind her house, & willing to help grandma to find a perfect maid for us. Dia ngomong begini,
"Bu, Ibu surya(the agent) ada simpan 6 orang gajian di belakang rumah. Biar saya tolong ibu pilihkan gajian yang bagus untuk ibu".
(Ok grandma told my Queen about that, & queen told the agent about what she just said, boom the Agent was really-really mad!)

At night, 8-9 pm, we thought that she was working, but no, instead, she was deadly sleeping & snoring like shiit. As she was saying at 1st, "Saya ngak mau bkrja, saya letih".
Another reason she gave was "I was working at some place & without rest, therefore I only slept for 2 hours"(translated).
We let her take her ugly sleeping, & expected her to start working in the morning.
Oh yes, in the morning she did make a tea.. then.. back to her bed & started sleeping!!"
It was like "WTF?!"!, y'know that people?!
Queen was so upset, Aunt was so pissed & so grandma as well.

"Kalau ko kn malas, jgn brkrja di Brunei!" said the Queen to the Maid.
They decided to return her back as requested. Meanwhile, she didn't even try to dress her hair neatly. So people would think that she was sick or something. Wow pndai ya belakun.
& she ever tried to pretend & act like, I don't know, she was trembled, as if like ia dmam? My Queen asked "napa ko eh? kan mati?" sasak bnr dh tu my mom. lmao xD

Finally, at the agent's house.
They were explaining about the stupid maid behaviour,
She refused the fact that she sent a message to the agent telling her that my grandma's complain about her height, plus, the Agent took her cellphone since she was randomly using it.
Well they talked alot! Including the "She's keeping 6 Maids" part, until the agent herself asked the other maid, "Eh, ko ani amah pinjam?", she replied "ngak Bu, saya sudah ada majikan, sebentar lagi mau datang".
Agent said "nah mendangar ko? Smua amah sini orang punya!"

Actually the stupid maid was divorced with her husband.
Agent said "Manada ia belaki ne, becrai dh sma lakinya, yatah kan begatal kali ganya kerajanya!"
Well the stupid maid was so quiet macam teliat antu. lol.
The agent decided to send her back to Ponti, but not Jakarta.
She looked pale because she knew that she wouldn't have enough money to go back to Jakarta.
Oh well, she deserves it. This is because she lied & accused the Agent about using her salaries.
It's not true, Agent kept her money for her ticket going back home.
and oh these words given by the Surya to the maid,
"Gatal pussy(translated), garu, gatal mulut, ne nah *shows her hand*, menampar.. Di brunei ne, jgn ko macam2".
LOL I laughed really hard when mom told us about the "pussy" part xD

Actually there's alot to be told, but I'm tired & can't remember the whole thing quite well.
So I guess that is all. xD
Just wanna share about our experiences having the worst & even worst Maid.
Thanks for reading.